(Bobby, age 6)15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean He knows all about the ocean.What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.(James, age 7)If you didn't chuckle at one of these, you need to find a better sense of humour.After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:"Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train"."Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting"."No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss"."No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life"."Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly.When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone,"Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer.This one is. “namaskaram menon sare” “namaskaram mone. You are so late coming back, that rani and i were worried about you.” rani was menon sir’s very-young wife. Menon sir was almost 60 years old, but his wife (2nd one), was only about 30 years old. Rumor has it that her father married her off to menon sir because he paid off a huge debt of her father’s. “thanks for the concern.I will be working late for a few weeks. I have to finish the project i am working on.” “that is not good for your health.” i smiled at him and almost bid goodnight, when rani came out with a big tiffin carrier in her hand. She smile at me and thrust the carrier towards me and said “take this. It is something we saved for you for dinner.” i readily took it, because rani must be the best damned cook in the city. Even my wife admits to that. “thank you chechi. I will return the pathram tomorrow.” menon sir then piped it. “you should sit on your terrace and eat it. The fresh night air is good for a hard working boy like you.”.
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